Isaac-Mwangi_programming_quotes.txt

1. I Hate Programming. I Hate Programming. I Hate Programming. It works! I Love Programming.- Anonymous Programmer

2. It's all talk until the code runs.— Ward Cunningham

3. Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.- Linus Torvalds (open source)

4. A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.— Albert Einstein
  
5. Being a good software engineer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.- Unknown (motivation)

6. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.- Arthur C. Clarke (technology)

7. A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.- Grace Hopper (boldness)

8. The imposter syndrome is real. Luckily, it goes away.- Kimber Lockhart (Imposter syndrome)

9. Know how to learn. Then, want to learn.- Katherine Johnson (opening?)

10. Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.- Steve Wozniak (cloud)

11. When in doubt, use brute force.- Ken Thompson (career)

12. Once a new technology starts rolling, if you’re not part of the steamroller, you’re part of the road.- Stewart Brand

13. The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language.- Alan Kay

14. Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming. Feedback is the treatment.- Kent Beck

15. The function of good software is to make the complex appear to be simple.- Grady Booch

16. I'm not a great programmer. I'm just a good programmer with great habits.- Kent Beck

17. Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.- Chris Heilmann

18. Linux is only free if your time has no value- Jamie Zawinski

19. Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.- E. W. Dijkstra

20. Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.- Bill Gates